I swear that guys can sense when a woman has become unavailable, just like animals can sense fear. The other night I got a text from Mick (or, because of his MySpace name and his obvious fondness for wheelies, the boss and I like to refer to him as On One Wheel). We dated briefly last year, but I haven't heard from him since, aside from the occasional MySpace comment.On One Wheel (9:41pm): What u up 2
Me (9:44pm): Having drinks with friends. What about you?
OOW (9:49pm): U get done and ur bored get ahold of me
OOW (10:09pm): U get that last text?
OOW (10:16pm): U not talking 2 me :(
OOW (10:43): I guess ur not talking 2 me. Whats up with that?
Ok, first of all, the desperation is a real turn-off. Secondly, the desperate attempt of getting me to call him reeks of booty call. Thirdly, I am just not interested because (a) he's a full-blown serial dater and has been in no less than three "relationships" in the past six months or so; (b) I am not looking to date anyone because I am totally into this new guy; and (c) I just couldn't handle this again. Am I lucky that he's such an asshat? Signs point to yes.
2 comments:
I swear that guys can sense when a woman has become unavailable
They're like dogs sensing fear. Or earthquakes. Whatever. It's hard-wired into their brains and is incredibly annoying.
Where are they hiding when you're single?
I love seeing a guy be so embarrassingly desperate for once instead of a girl. Crush him!
P.S. Blogger's word verification is "dumbaz." I think it knows what you're talking about.....
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