For once in my life, I am drama-free. There aren't any sex-crazed men trying to seduce me. There aren't any habitual liars telling me dirty lies and pissing me off. There aren't any poor spelling, bad asses hooking up with me and my friends. Those f*ckers make up about 90% of what I write about, so needless to say, I don't have much material these days.
Oh, about there being no sex-crazed men trying to seduce me...I lied. There is one (and he's succeeding), but I'm not writing about him, because with my track record, writing about him will jinx it. Sorry to disappoint (oh, like you even care anyway), but if things continue to go well, I'll have no choice, since I clearly have nothing else of interest to write about.
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Just make it up.
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