Last night I was in a pretty pissy mood. And to make matters worse I had to fight evening traffic on I-75. I was cruising along and came up behind a work truck in the left hand lane. It was going way slower than I was and I started to get a little annoyed when he didn't pull over to the right lane. After a few seconds, I got even more annoyed and pulled in the right lane to blow by him. I debated on whether to give the death stare or not. That is until I saw the business name displayed on his truck.
"Impressive Erections"
At first I did a triple take and sure enough, that's what it said. I burst out laughing. I looked for a logo or picture just to be sure what this business actually was. There were none so I had to assume that their "impressive erections" were probably buildings of some sort and not what my perverted mind wished. I was happy to learn that I'm not the only incessant tongue-in-cheeker around these parts! And it's safe to say that my spirits were lifted for the rest of the evening.
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That can go on the list with the store down the road called Master Baiters. They sell fishing supplies, obviously.
It's "Master Bait & Tackle" on Bonita Beach (I used to live in an apartment behind it and a block over). The owner told me they make more money selling t-shirts and bumper stickers (with their logo) to tourists than they do selling bait.
Here in "beautiful" Portland we have a dude named Flatt. Naturally he sells tires..."Flatt Tires". As for the truck...still should have given him the finger.
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