Baaaaaaack to School

This morning I was running late as usual. I decided to try and shorten my HOUR LONG commute by a few minutes by going fast. Bad idea. Today they had the aircraft speed enforcement out clocking all the cars flying down I-75. By the time I got to the group of police cars stationed under an overpass, it was too late. I had slowed down but they had already nabbed me.

The blues went on and I was fucked. I pulled over hoping I would get another nice male cop like the 3 or 4 times before where all I received were warnings. No such luck today. A large woman cop got out of the patrol car and all my hopes vanished. I was definitely getting a ticket. $178.50 to be exact. And 4 points on my license. I may as well have gotten out and bent over for my anal raping.

But there is light (a very faint one) at the end of the tunnel. I can attend traffic school, lessen my fine and withhold the points on my license. However, the fine and the cost of traffic school will end up being about $30 more than the initial fine. But I can't very well taint my flawless driving record with some points! So back to school, back to school, to prove to Florida that I'm no fool.