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Monday, March 14, 2005

The K&A Book of Slang

DIF (v.): Short for 'die in a fire.' Phrase used when someone (or something) pisses you off. Not used literally (in most cases). Ex. He fucked my friend! They both need to DIF.

fagalicious (adj.): Term to describe a person with undesirable behavior. Ex. He makes no sense. He's fagalicious.

fuckerific (adj.): Sarcastic way of saying terrific, meaning not so good. Ex. He cheated on me, he's fuckerific! Also see 'neat.'

Joopy (proper noun): Imaginary man who resembles a certain VT weatherman. Makes appearances when you're drunk, prank calling or slaphappy. Ex. Who is that guy over there? It's Joopy!

ma (n.): Playful term used to address another female friend. Ex. Hi ma! Your hair looks hot!
Variants: mom, momsh, mother, motha

neat (adj.): Sarcastic, meaning not so good. Ex. He never called me back, that's neat. Also see 'fuckerific.'

nig (n.): Term used to address another person, used in place of dude, non-derogatory. Ex. Hey! What's up nig?!

slamwhore (n.): Term used for an extremely slutty female who won't keep her hands off any guys. Also an extremely promiscuous female. Ex. That slamwhore just hugged my boyfriend. Didn't she sleep with your boyfriend?
Variant: slampig

1 comment:

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Slamwhore and slampig are my two new favorite words.