The Perfect Penis?

After spending some QT with two of my long lost girlfriends where sex dominated our conversations, we began to wonder: Is there such a thing as the perfect penis?

Now, I'm not talking about aesthetics here because we all know that genitals in any form aren't the most gorgeous things. Interesting? Yes. Intriguing? Yes. Do I want a wall hanging of a veiny penis and some hairy nuts? No. I'm talking about how the damn thing works!

Between the three of us, our penis experiences were quite varied and unique so we had some good information to analyze. We've had the big, the small, the freakishly large baby arm, the "am I blowing you or flossing," the bent, the circumsized, and the foreskin. Amidst all these variations, none of us could recall a remarkable, "I came 'til the cows came home" type of penis.

Jenna recalled a guy who could fuck and fuck and fuck and his penis would still stay hard. He was also uncircumsized. Although he fucked her brains out, she couldn't come like she's never come before.

Joni recalled the guy who had an "average" circumsized penis, and defied all rules of geometry with the angles at which he could fuck. Still, that penis just couldn't hit the right spots.

I recalled the amazingly large penis that made my eyes light up when I touched it. It just kept getting harder and growing before my eyes. Unfortunately, when I tried to ride him, it felt like his penis was going to rip through my diaphragm into my stomach. There something about feeling like shish kabob that just ruins the moment.

Is there one penis out there for each of us that will make our eyes cross and our legs tremble? Is there one that is shaped to fit perfectly inside and hit every sweet spot? Or will we forever be trying to get the no-so-perfect penis to even graze the right spots and later resorting to our vibrators or dildos to rock our worlds? At this rate, Energizer, keep the AAs coming!