Ladies, let us give thanks

Today, MSN has an article on why women should give thanks for men. While the list is cute and all, I've come up with real, uncensored reasons we should give thanks for men.

1. The penis deserves the top spot. Need I say more?




2. "The V." Is there anything sexier than those angular creases pointing downward causing us to blush with naughty images racing through our minds.




3. They don't notice our stretch marks, cellulite, blemishes or extra flab, and instead see our naked bodies as the biggest turn-on ever.




4. The way they can't help but grab a butt cheek or a breast when we're getting dressed.




5. Their necks always smell fantastic.




6. However rough it may be, a five o'clock shadow is sexy.




7. They can usually tell when we want slow, gentle lovemaking, or hot, raunchy, rough sex.




8. They know how to dress, but value our opinion on which tie or pair of socks to wear.




9. No matter how old they are, they always manage to maintain a boyish charm.




10. They're irresistible in uniform whether it's a suit and tie, hospital scrubs, army fatigues or ratty workout clothes.




11. Without a second thought, they open doors, pull out chairs, and twist the beer cap off our beer before handing it to us.




12. Having a man in your bed is like having your own personal heater (who needs extra blankets??).




13. Their large, strong hands give killer massages.




14. Watching a man interact with babies and children will melt your heart.




15. His underhanded compliments, a simple touch, a look, a whiff of his scent, or a witty remark can brighten our day tenfold.

Like they say, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And with reasons as good as these, I don't wanna live without 'em!