"I hate drama."
Really? You do? Is that why you started hanging out with (and quite possibly fucking) your good friend's ex-girlfriend? And I know continually talking to your self-proclaimed psycho ex-girlfriend doesn't create any drama at all.
"I've only slept with like, two or three girls."
Well, is it two or is it three? Wouldn't you remember the exact number since it is only two or three? Or can you not count that high yet? Nice try, though.
"I don't know why girls assume I am a bad ass. I am actually a good guy with a good heart."
Hahaha! Oh, that wasn't a joke? Well, for starters, the non-stop drinking, smoking and partying aren't helping your image. You surely didn't showcase your "goodness" when you met me out at the bar, and brought along that girl who was all up on your nuts. And a "good hearted" guy doesn't call any woman a "fat whore" (or anything comparable), even if she rightfully deserves it.
"Why did you let me make out with that girl on the dance floor?"
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was in charge of your extracurricular activities while you are drunk. Well, in that case, since I was clearly not doing my job, that absolves you of looking like a complete scumbucket.
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Yet you're still intrigued by him!!??!! I spend 8 hours a day with you and I still haven't figured you out. You're waaaaaaay too good for that shit. Wake the fuck up!!
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