1) My uncle: died last February of alcoholism.
2) Never in my life: will I turn my back on my friends.
3) When I was five: I got to travel around Europe for a month.
4) High School was: six years ago but some things and/or people never change.
5) I will never forget: the day I found out my friend Jesse had drowned.
6) I once met: Ben Stein in an elevator.
7) There's this guy/girl I know who: I can never say no to.
8) Once, at a bar: I took my shirt off.
9) By noon I'm usually: ready for a nap.
10) Last night: I argued with my parents.
11) If I only had: a brain...ok, less fear of the unknown.
12) Next time I go to church, I'll: probably be getting married.
13) Terry Schiavo's: parents were insane.
14) What worries me most: is that feeling of being unfulfilled.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: A shelf full of folders.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: Bethiekins
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you. I'm not proud but I'm a pretty good liar.
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties: not having a care in the world.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I would've seduced Romeo.
20) By this time next year: I want my credit cards paid off.
21) A better name for me would be: Ivanna Humpalot.
22) I have a hard time understanding: animal cruelty.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: get a Master's in graphic design or study computer animation.
24) You know I like you if: I jokingly tease you a lot.
25) If I won an award: I'd have another good excuse to celebrate with some drinking.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: have funny names.
27) Take my advice, never: get between a friend and her man.
28) My ideal breakfast is: bacon, sausage gravy and biscuits...bring on the fat.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Sugar, We're Goin' Down."
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bringing lots of booze.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are things that made me rack my brain to find a common bond.
32) Why doesn't everyone: talk as openly as I do?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you really need to love dogs.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: those persistent second thoughts.
35) The world could do without: those who are heartless and inhumane.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick its butt.
37) My favorite blonde is: Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: flinging other office products in rubber band fights.
39) If I do anything well, it's: making people laugh.
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