About as "real" as Pamela's boobs

I was going to write all about my recent jaunt to a casting call for MTV's Real World. However, my friend who accompanied me captured the true (and sketchy) essence of what was quite possibly the cheesiest thing ever. If this is what they consider "real," then the rest of us non-alcoholic, sex-controlled, tasteful attire wearing, normal acting people are pretty fucking lame!