Things About Me

I've never realized that reading into other people's lives could be so fascinating. Take IM for an example...most of us have been guilty at one time or another of compulsively checking away messages and/or profiles or keeping tabs on where people are according to their idle times. However, just recently the new addiction is reading people's blogs. Some of them are just damn fascinating. Maybe it's a side effect of boredom at work or maybe I'm just voyeuristic. Nevertheless, the most interesting ones I've come across are "100 Things About Me." For all my fellow voyeurs out there, I figured I'd give it a shot. So here are 100 things that most people do not know about me...feel special that you have been enlightened!


1. I failed my first driver's test because I fucked up a hillstop.
2. I have had the worst luck with the 3 cars I've driven (5 flat tires, 1 blown engine, totaled 1, 2 broken windshields, 3 minor accidents).
3. I didn't learn to drive stick shift until I was 19.
4. I lost my virginity at 15.
5. I was a cheerleader from 5th grade through 12th grade.
6. I broke my growth plate in my ankle and had surgery when I was 13.
7. I have had 1 one night stand.
8. I have had sex with other people in the room.
9. I used to have horrible acne.
10. I have never been in a physical fight.
11. My best friend in high school did not talk to me for 3 weeks after I fooled around with her boyfriend and mine at the same time.
12. I own a sex toy.
13. I admit to masturbating if someone asks.
14. I have touched another girl's breasts.
15. I have a hand fetish.
16. I like to give BJs.
17. I have two half sisters and a half brother that I barely speak to.
18. I used to see ghosts when I was little.
19. I am addicted to Mountain Dew.
20. A co-worker has propositioned me for sex.
21. I aspire to be a computer animator.
22. I shave all of my body hair except for my arms (and the "landing strip").
23. I wear a 36D.
24. I hate to wear shoes.
25. I made out with a Nicaraguan.
26. I have never had anal sex.
27. Dancing turns me on.
28. I have never had sex on the beach (literally, not the drink).
29. I have been cited by the police and went to court.
30. I have only been pulled over twice and got away with it both times.
31. A boyfriend has actually stripped for me.
32. I am an animal lover.
33. I like to watch the gory ER and surgery shows on TV.
34. For revenge, some friends and I put urine in another friend's liquid makeup.
35. I threw up in a drinking fountain.
36. I have shoplifted.
37. I would rather have an hour massage than an hour of sex.
38. I love to watch porn.
39. I have been to the funerals of three friends under the age of 18.
40. I have driven drunk.
41. I have played beer pong in the nude.
42. I have watched a video tape of someone I know having sex.
43. I went scuba diving twice in a lake that was only 30 degrees.
44. I have read a friend's diary.
45. I have used someone for sex.
46. I like to ride on the back of motorcycles (with a hottie driving).
47. I absolutely hate the human foot.
48. I live to ride rollercoasters.
49. I have had my heart broken twice and bruised once.
50. I have two different playlists on my computer to have sex to.
51. I have more guy friends than girl friends.
52. My dog has my heart completely.
53. I have a slight obsession with the O.C.
54. I have debated (and still am a little) getting my nipple(s) pierced.
55. I am horny about 85% of the time.
56. I have moved six times (not including moving to and from college).
57. I helped build exhibits and paint murals for a children's museum.
58. I like to sleep in just a t-shirt or tank top.
59. I own (and love to wear) a pair of fuck-me boots.
60. I think thunderstorms are the best (and erotic).
61. I like at least one song from every genre of music.
62. I used to smoke cigarettes.
63. The only illegal substance I have tried is marijuana.
64. I was a National Honor Society member.
65. I have a bad case of road rage.
66. I believe in using feng shui.
67. My fantasy is having sex on the hood of a car in the rain.
68. I have been downhill skiing once and cross-country skiing a zillion times.
69. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
70. I can do a cartwheel.
71. I want to have sex with a co-worker.
72. I have an extremely dirty mind.
73. My best friend lives 1,500 miles away.
74. I don't go to church.
75. My birthmark is on my upper thigh near my butt.
76. When I stand, I have flat feet.
77. I sleep the best when I sleep alone (or cuddling with my pup).
78. The smell of Jean-Paul Gauthier's 'Le Male' could probably get me off.
79. I'd rather not cook, but I am able.
80. Naps are my favorite afternoon activity (even better after sex!).
81. I love to write.
82. I have never been completely swept off my feet by any guy.
83. I am an extremely patient person (except in traffic).
84. I am really picky about the guys I date.
85. I chew my nails when I am stressed or bored.
86. I have been urinated on by someone.
87. I have experienced both a shockingly large penis and a shockingly small penis.
88. I like to flirt with our FedEx delivery guy.
89. I have had sex on the first date.
90. I like the guy to make the first move.
91. I have choked and received the Heimlich twice.
92. I once did a table dance in my thong with a friend.
93. I have played strip poker once.
94. I have had one pregnancy scare.
95. I like to clean the apt. in just my underwear.
96. I am a closet exhibitionist.
97. My favorite beer is Michelob Ultra.
98. My favorite position is on top.
99. My favorite flavor is cherry.
100. I have an obsession with animal prints (grrrrrrr!).

Phew, that was harder than I thought...but I managed to come up with 100! Don't hold any of that against me, ok?