Friday night, Boo and I were getting a little freaky when he shot straight up in bed. All he said was "Oh my GOD. Turn on the light." So I got up and switched the light on. I expected to see a bloody nose or wet sheets. I wish I had. Boo had a cockroach in his hand. Yes. A dirty, squirmy, two-inch long cockroach. I stood there in horror with my hand covering my mouth.
While we were getting freaky, it crawled on to his head. Boo thought I was tickling his head, until he realized where my hands actually were. He grabbed his head and got a handful of cockroach. Bless his heart for staying so calm and not letting me know until I was actually out of the bed. We flushed the bastard, which wouldn't go down until the third or fourth flush. Needless to say, I had a hard time getting back into bed.
Aside from old people and sweltering humidity, I think the bug situation is at the top of the list of Florida's Worst.
3 comments:
The mouth wouldn't be the first thing to cover if I was you. Ewww.
Holy mother of g*d!! Bugs are horrible but roaches are the worst! They're practically indestructible.
Ew ew ew!!!!
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