Operation: Housewife

Operation: Housewife commenced at 1800 hours, 01 Feb 08.

Mission:

1. Seek and destroy any dirt, grime, mold, dust bunnies, hairballs, or other undesirable matter in the home located at 128 Ramarim Court (aka Boo's House).
2. Locate any and all soiled fabrics to be thoroughly cleansed, dried, folded and returned to their proper locations. If a proper location cannot be identified, one will be sought.
3. Identify and acquire rations to be prepared for consumption morning and evening.
4. Provide more tasteful decor options to accentuate living quarters.
5. Consistently engage in sexual commerce for mutual gratification.

Desired outcome: Become a permanent domestic fixture at 128 Ramarim Court; perform aforementioned duties in lieu of contributing a large financial sum, albeit a small financial contribution would not be ruled out; excellent reciprocity.

Undesired outcome: Become a temporary domestic fixture, asked for only when necessary; poor reciprocity bordering on exploitation.

Updates on mission progress to follow.