Gosh no! Why would I wanna move out!?!

Dad (yelling to me from the living room): Hey, have you seen mom?

Me: It wasn't my turn to watch her, but I'm guessing she's in the bedroom.

::an hour later::

Phone rings. Mom answers.

Dad (yelling to me from the living room): Who is that on the phone?

Me: I don't know. My supersonic hearing isn't working too well today.

::half an hour later::

Dad (yelling to me from the living room): Hey, isn't it time to go to bed?

Me: Last time I checked, I grew up and I could pick what time I went to bed.

Dad (still yelling to me from the living room): Watch it!

::five minutes later::

Dad (yep, still yelling to me from the living room): Hey, is mom asleep in the bedroom?

Me: I don't know. Like you, I can't see through the bedroom wall.