Since when did it become customary for men to make comments about a woman's weight? Particularly, asking a woman if she is expecting when you just aren't sure is plain rude.
I'm around 5' 8" and of average weight. I happen to carry any extra weight in my stomach and chest while the rest of me is relatively thin (read: I have a little ass and really skinny legs). Apparently, gaining a few extra pounds makes men assume I am pregnant. Clearly, a little belly flab means I am with child since I'm not an all around fatty.
Why, WHY would you ask the question if you aren't 100% sure? It's a sensitive subject. Are you gay? No? Oh, I just assumed you were since you have such feminine features. Small penis? No? Oh, I just figured since your hands are so damn small! See? It's just not something you do.
Looks like it's time to go on a diet before I start receiving blankets and diapers as gifts.
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Um, who the fuck said that?! First of all, Twatface needs a red-hot poker in the eye. Second of all, I saw you two days ago and you could not look any less pregnant. Nicole Richie looks more pregnant than you.
God people are assholes though.
A month ago, I walked into one of the 5th grade classrooms and one of the little boys was mad at the little girls. When the teacher asked why, he said that the girl was making fun of me, saying that I was "gonna have a baby." How great is that?? I had to smile and pretend like nothing was wrong, because you really aren't allowed to strangle the students.
So who's the lucky daddy?
Unless there is a baby's head sticking out from between a woman's legs or she tells you in writing, I've learned it's best to keep your mouth shut when a pregnancy is suspected. No good cam come from it.
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