Are you trying to make me vomit??

Gross Loser Customer (GLC) Who Hits On Me: Happy almost Mother's Day!

Me: Um, thanks, but I'm not a mother.

GLC: Someone could probably help you out with that.

Me: Yeah, no thanks.

GLC (on the way out): Well, Happy almost Mother's Day again!

Me: Mmm hmm.

GLC: Really, I could help you out with that mother thing...

Me: ...

GLC: Hahahaha! I'm only kidding! Well, kinda. Hahaha! Bye!