I think it's the hair dye

Me (talking to the boss*): "Why is there a random floating decimal point (as I point to the computer screen)?"
Boss: "What? Where?"
Me: "Right here. It's like floating over here in space."
Boss stares at the screen for a moment and wipes the "decimal point" away with his hand.
Commence hysterical laughter and strange looks from the boss. I really think the hair dye is getting to me.









*by boss, I mean I listen to some of what he tells me, and he pays me. Any other assumptions that go along with the term "boss" are out the window.