Can I ass you a question??

The summer before I went off to college, I dated this guy, Talan. I met him through a mutual friend and he took me on his motorcycle one night. That's all it took because I was hooked (and I still am hot for guys on motorcycles). He was 24 and I had just barely turned 18. I liked that he was older, mature and had experienced more than me.

One weekend, a bunch of us decided to go to Old Orchard Beach. We ended up sharing a campsite with one guy's relatives who happened to be down there too. We brought two tents for five people. The first night, Talan and I shared a tent, while the other three shared the other tent. The tents were set up pretty close together, but Talan and I still had our privacy, if you know what I mean. The next night, we came back to the campsite pretty drunk. One of the girls, Jo, wanted to pass out while the other girl and the guy she was dating wanted to wrestle in the tent. Talan offered our tent to Jo and told her we would sleep in his truck.

Talan had a huge extended cab and the bench reclined, so we would be pretty comfortable. We hung sheets in the windows so no one could look in and proceeded to get a bit naughty. The windows fogged up and clothes came off. Now at 18, I was still pretty inexperienced and I was not at all ready for what Talan did next. Without blinking, he swung his legs around so he was straddling my head. His ass was directly in my face. I froze. What the fuck was he doing?! I tried not to breathe through my nose because I was afraid I would get a whiff of rancid ass. Before I could say anything, his head was between my legs. I finally figured out what the acrobatics were for, but I can't say I was excited about it. I wanted out of the position as soon as humanly possible. After a few long and tortuous minutes, I pretended I was really uncomfortable in the position so he would move. He obliged and removed his ass from my face.

After that, I was so turned off that I had a hard time remaining in the truck. I busted out more of my great acting skills and pretended to pass out. After a few minutes, Talan got the point and stopped groping me. Within minutes, Talan was snoring and I lay there disgusted at the up close and personal experience I just had with man ass. The image was seared into my brain and it took me a long time to finally fall asleep.

The next morning, I had a difficult time looking Talan in the eye. From that night on, every time he touched me, I froze with fear. I devised plans in case he tried to stick his ass in my face again. I avoided any and all positions where ass-in-the-face was easily achieved. It really took a toll on my sexual attraction towards Talan so much that while I was at college, I cheated on him. I ended up breaking it off with him to be fair to him and myself. Only then did I realize how much one ass could cause so many problems!