Why the hell not...

10 Years Ago: I was eleven days shy of my fourteenth birthday which I had probably been planning for like a year. I was enjoying the last summer kissin' all the boys and causin' trouble with all the girls before we split to go to different high schools. Damn that's weird.

Five Years Ago: My liver and I had survived my first year of college. Somehow my parents allowed me to drag home my then-boyfriend to live with us for the summer (which turned out to be a really bad idea in the end). I was working about 9-10 hours a day creating exhibits for a children's museum and apparently I wasn't much fun that summer.

1 Year Ago: I was enjoying my first summer living in Naples, hittin' up the beaches and the bars. My ex-friend Becky and I went out causin' trouble when she wasn't stuck up her boyfriend's ass. I was making a list of everything I wanted for my birthday 'cause I'm a greedy bitch!

Yesterday: I stayed inside waiting to see if Hurricane Dennis was going to come for a visit. After it was apparent he was not coming, I suddenly got really sick of being inside and called up my friends to go out for a post hurricane celebration. At the end of the night, it was just me (incredibly horny...drinking does that sometimes) and my friend Beth left because boys suck. I went home by myself. Boo.

Today: I drove up to P.C. to visit the parents and drop my doggy off so they can doggysit while I'm on my short lil' trip. They fed me and I washed my sheets 'cause I despise the laundromat. I drove home and now I'm lonely without my baby girl.

Tomorrow: First I have to work which sucks asshole. I've never sucked asshole but I'm guessing it's pretty shitty (pun intended) so it is a pretty good comparison to work. Then I have to pack for Philly and make sure I have ride to the airport. The end.

5 Snacks I enjoy: Chips and dip, Taco Bell, ice cream, jelly beans, dick

5 Bands That I Know the Lyrics to Most of Their Songs: Pearl Jam, Kenny Chesney, Britney Spears, 2Pac (I had a slight obsession in high school), and Madonna. Wow, what a strange variety.

5 Things I Would Do with a $100,000,000: Pay off my debt, pay off my parents debt, buy a sweet ride for me and for the friends worthy, buy two houses-somewhere warm and somewhere in New England, go touring all the places I've never been.

5 Locations I Would Like to Run Away to: The islands (I don't care where), Hawaii, Boston, Bar Harbor ('til winter came again), L.A. ('til the plastic people start annoy me).

5 Bad Habits I Have: Biting my fingernails, addicted to reality TV, burping out loud, leaving clothes on the floor (hey, is my bra under your bed?), uncontrolled potty mouth (fuck, this list is shit!)

5 Things I Like Doing: Having sex, talking about sex, reading about sex, watching sex (aka PORN), sleeping

5 Things I would Never Wear: Non low-rise jeans (high-rise?), granny panties, Birkenstocks, blue eyeshadow, fur

5 TV Shows I Like: Desperate Housewives, Survivor, ER, Real World, CSI

5 Movies I Like: DIRTY Dancing, FootLOOSE, COCKtail (pre-fucknut Tom), Love and BasketBALL, The Italian JOB

5 Famous People I would Like to Meet: Kenny Chesney (minus Renee!), Tom Cruise (so I can punch him in his big schnoz), Brad Pitt (how hot is he in person?), Adam Sandler (he'd make me pee), Paris Hilton (only if I got to party with her)

5 Biggest Joys at the Moment: My dog, running around naked, my birthday, staying at the Ritz, sex

5 favorite toys: My vibrator(s), mp3 player, computer, DDR dance pad, cell phone

5 People to Tag: I dunno! I think everyone and their mom has been tagged...