Office Talk

Here in the office, we have the remarkable talent of turning everyday conversations into perverse, sexual innuendos. Here are some examples coming from the potty mouths we are.

B: "You put KOA instead of KOL here."
J: "Yeah, I was thinking of a campground."
A: "Yeah, you just wanna pitch a tent."

J: "...it was like this big (holding his thumb and forefinger to demonstrate)."
A: "Wait, how big is it?"
J: "It was like this big."
A: "No really, tell me how big it is."

B: "I once knew this girl in high school who had no neck. She was pretty popular but she was really funny looking with no neck.
A: "How was she even popular if she was that funny looking?"
B: "I have no idea. She could barely turn her head to look over her shoulder. Maybe she was just really slutty?"
A: "Yeah but with no neck...you can't even bob your head. Maybe she just moved her whole body?"

A: "That should be our homework. Bring in a picture of yourself when you were younger!"
J: "Okay, but I'll only show you mine if you show me yours."

A: "Hey, I think we should move to Boston."
J: "Well if you need to you can sleep on Tim's couch."
A: "How 'bout I just sleep in his bed...I mean...did I say that out loud?"

A: "Is that too big to slide in(talking about a binder cover)?"
J: "Yeah, it's a little too tight."
A: "Ok, I'll trim it down to make it slide right in."
J: "Yes, you do that."