Friday, July 29, 2005
Office Talk
Here in the office, we have the remarkable talent of turning everyday conversations into perverse, sexual innuendos. Here are some examples coming from the potty mouths we are.
B: "You put KOA instead of KOL here."
J: "Yeah, I was thinking of a campground."
A: "Yeah, you just wanna pitch a tent."
J: "...it was like this big (holding his thumb and forefinger to demonstrate)."
A: "Wait, how big is it?"
J: "It was like this big."
A: "No really, tell me how big it is."
B: "I once knew this girl in high school who had no neck. She was pretty popular but she was really funny looking with no neck.
A: "How was she even popular if she was that funny looking?"
B: "I have no idea. She could barely turn her head to look over her shoulder. Maybe she was just really slutty?"
A: "Yeah but with no neck...you can't even bob your head. Maybe she just moved her whole body?"
A: "That should be our homework. Bring in a picture of yourself when you were younger!"
J: "Okay, but I'll only show you mine if you show me yours."
A: "Hey, I think we should move to Boston."
J: "Well if you need to you can sleep on Tim's couch."
A: "How 'bout I just sleep in his bed...I mean...did I say that out loud?"
A: "Is that too big to slide in(talking about a binder cover)?"
J: "Yeah, it's a little too tight."
A: "Ok, I'll trim it down to make it slide right in."
J: "Yes, you do that."
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1 comment:
Hahahaha. Is this meant to be a *bad* thing? It sounds just like my office. Sure, it's childish. But it beats the chest-poking, back-slapping crap that goes on in other offices I've worked in.
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