Not quite plastic, she's fantastic

I'm a blow-up girl, in a blow-up world...

Jessica Simpson has started training for her new career as a real-life blow-up doll. She comes complete with real DD breasts, several penetrable orifices and cocaine dust remnants up her nose. You'll feel like you're doing the real thing without all the chaffing and cuts from those sharp plastic edges! Get yours now for only $49.99! Yep, that's all her dad is asking for...