* Today I got a bonus in my paycheck. I opened it and I thought my eyes deceived me as I wasn't seeing the same numbers I see on every single paycheck. I haven't figured out what it is for but I'm not complaining. Maybe they overheard me bitching about my pathetic salary?!
* My friends and I are going bowling tonight. I haven't been bowling in forever. And it's the big ball bowling. I grew up with candlepin bowling...ya know, with the little balls and the little pins. Screw the scrawny balls...bring on the big balls!
* I am going on two trips next month. I get to check out Philly and Marina del Rey. Total opposite coasts too! I will be traveling on my birthday but I'm staying at the Ritz bitches...in both Philly and Cali. So who the hell cares if it's my birthday or Jesus's birthday or your mom's birthday...we're talking the Ritz.
* I have almost taught my baby girl to roll over! She now knows sit, lay down, sit pretty and she's thisclose to rolling over. She's a rockstar.
* I caught up on my French today. I was blessed with the job of translating 60 some PowerPoint slides from English to French. I had a blast using Google's language tools. Did you know that Google translates 'fuck' into 'kiss' in French? C'mon, after translating all those slides, I had to have some fun with it. 'Pussy' translates into 'cat.' How unoriginal. It wouldn't translate 'dick' though. Crap language tool! I'm inventing the "Potty Mouth" generator. Swear in 20 different languages!!
Ayez un week-end agréable! Et tu aimes enculer, tu branleur sale!
(If you don't speak French, go here)
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