Update

I figured I would try to squeeze in at least one post before October is gone. I was just talking to Boo about how I never blog anymore because I don't have anything I deem "blogworthy." He offered to act like a douchebag so I could write about something, but I declined.

Speaking of douchebags, we went to Oktoberfest last weekend and met up with some friends. A girl that is a friend of a friend was there and the only other time I met her, she acted like a complete douche. Actually, I think douche is too considerate. She was hitting on my boyfriend, and that makes her a c*nt. Well, this time was no different. Only she wasn't all over MY boyfriend, she was all over our friend Les, who is married with a baby on the way (his wife was away). After watching her throw herself all over Les and paw a little at Boo, I walked over and looked her in the eye. I calmly told her not to touch my boyfriend, and informed her that Les was married with a baby on the way. You know what she said? She said "I know." Visions of my fist landing square on her nose taunted me, but despite the liquid courage, I gave her a deserving glare and walked away. And that slampig still offered to give Les a blowjob and told him his wife didn't need to know. Trolls like that make the rest of us classy females look bad.

In other news, I've officially moved in with Boo. I have closet space AND drawer space! He's even letting me pick out new bedroom furniture next month. My parents and I were invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his house with his family. Can you say circus? Both our parents like the sauce and it should get very interesting. I'm still very much looking forward to it.

Oh, and Happy Halloween! We're going downtown to a huge block party with some friends. Boo and I are going as Jessica and Roger Rabbit. His costume is hilarious, while I will be checking for nip slips all night. Fun times!